How can you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
Scientists claim that coffee is more addictive than heroin. Yeah right. I’m not addicted to coffee and I drink it all the time.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki’s face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.

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If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
I wonder if at Avenger parties at Stark Tower Tony lays down on the floor where the Loki imprint was and says, “Ohohohoho I am the God of Mischief!” while everyone laughs.

sassysharpshooter:

yes please.

Recently I’ve started stopping the microwave at 1 sec., so I can feel like I’ve defused a bomb.