How can you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

Everyone wants to be Batman, but everyone should be Captain America.
9gag:

The best trick

9gag:

The best trick

ransomriggs:

Goinnnn to the bookstore 

and we’re

gonnnnna get maa-aa-aarired 

*whistles*

taherehmafi:

ransom and i got married several months ago in an intimate ceremony, but recently had a larger reception for more family and friends, and it was a blast! as we’re both writers, it seemed fitting to have the event at one of our favorite bookstores: the last bookstore in downtown LA. we’ve had a lot of requests for photos, so i thought i’d drop a few here. hope you enjoy them as much as we do! 

:::for the especially curious:::

my bouquet: was made from the pages of ransom’s novel (miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children).

our photographers: brandon + katrina of brandon wong photography.

venue: the last bookstore in downtown los angeles.

catering: the extremely fabulous heirloomla.

flowers: from floral art!

rentals: furniture from found rentals, dishes from dishwish!

the band: one of our favorite local indie bands, the gallery.

hugs and books!

xx

tahereh

lurknomoar:

Book Ron was an interesting, attractive and relatable character, and I feel that the movies really unfairly relegated him to the position of comic relief. The dynamics of the trio had to be simplified into hero + heroine + mascot, and that robbed us of a truly fascinating…

themarysue:

ktempest:

unstoppablyplushjuggernaut:

The greatest “DID YOU JUST” face in cinematic history.

I am here for Ellie Satler scoring points off Alan Grant at any time of day.

Same.

marauders4evr:

For a group that claims that there’s no such thing as supernatural forces, Shaggy, Velma, Fred, and Daphne don’t seem to question the fact that their dog is talking.

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

s1uts:

yumyumcult:

arabellesicardi:

notnai:

themetallicmare:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

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s1uts:

yumyumcult:

arabellesicardi:

notnai:

themetallicmare:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

This could be extremely useful!

this is actually a cool app for something who walks home from the bus stop at night and is seconds to shitting her pants whenever a car slowly drives by her

wow yes

Very important everyone

This really is great